Wintertime Giggles

A friend of mine emailed this to me. Just had to laugh.

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WINTERTIME GIGGLE


One winter morning a husband and wife in Pennsylvania were listening to
the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are
going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are
again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting
12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park.... Then the electric
power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look
on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time?"