It was brought to my attention by a certain grandparent that the number of days we were away was actually 5, not "4 days and 4 nights".
We left around 11 am, on a Monday morning and got back around supper time on Friday. I say potato, you say pohtahtoh.
Anyway, let the record show we were gone 5 days.
See, I may not have given you "editorial privileges" but I DID pay attention to what you said.
(Insert Teenager-like eye roll here.)