Mr. Winnie the Pooh was arraigned Thursday morning after being arrested for evading the long tongue of the law. The arrest was made after a high speed chase through the highly populated hallway, living, and ending in the kitchen, during high traffic hours. Officer Frog E. Wendacourtin was commended for his show of bravery and persistence in guarding the residents in the area, and refusing Mr. Pooh's bribe of pure honey.
"Pooh was captured and one point, but he managed to escape. That frog sure can hop though! He was quick to grab Pooh and pull him in with his tongue," one bystander observed.
"No one is above the law," Officer Frog E. Wendacourtin said.
Mr. Winnie the Pooh refused to comment.
Mr. Winnie the Pooh was sentenced, without bail, until the 3 year old's bedtime, when she'll need her bed back.